Sure thing, here’s me trying to whip up something that feels like it came from a sleep-deprived mind during a late-night coffee binge.
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Okay, so… Warframe. Big news, right? They’re, like, heading to the freakin’ stars, and it’s all about Tau this time. Yeah. Tau. I can’t say I know why, but there’s just something about star systems that gets me — probably because they make me feel tiny. Anyway, whatever.
Now, there’s something called The Old Peace coming. Imagine this: Digital Extremes, those crafty devs, dropped tidbits at TennoCon like it was candy, but only the tiniest pieces. Seriously, it’s like trying to catch snowflakes with your tongue. Delicious, but also, where’d it go?
Tau’s this place — big in Warframe legend, apparently. Like, the holy grail kinda stuff. Some failed mission to get there pretty much set up the entire saga. (Mind blown? Maybe not yet. Hold on.) But, no clue when The Old Peace sits in that grand Warframe timeline. Such a tease.
So there’s a trailer, right? Our game’s hero, the Operator (not like telephone operator, haha), doing science-y memory dive stuff with pals: Loid and the Lotus. Childhood memories? Check. Sentient friend named Adis? Also check. And then — bam! Moon rebellion goes down and chaos just sorta erupts. I mean, honestly, memories are weird like that.
Confused? Cool. Honestly, it might actually be the perfect time to jump aboard the Warframe train. Late 2025 is your ticket to this new chapter. But hold your horses — before all that, there’s a fall update coming with a quest called “The Teacher.” Apparently, it’s for those who are baffled by the modding thingy. Who knew modding was like, rocket science? Cue Sumo Digital to save the day!
The Old Peace also swings by with a fresh Warframe buddy, Uriel, alongside something mysteriously named “the Devil’s Triad.” Sounds intense, right? Uriel pals up with new Protoframes of Harrow and Wisp. Mark your calendars or scribble on sticky notes — Digital Extremes is spilling more details during their October devstream. Anyway. Yeah. Tune in, I guess.
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Phew! That’s a wrap. Not even sure where I was headed half the time. But that’s life, right?