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So, here we are folks. Pokémon Presents is happening soon! Kinda feels like waiting for a surprise party, except—well—we know it’s coming, just not what’s inside, y’know? Anyway—wait—so yeah, before that, there’s this whole shindig with DJ Pikachu. Yep, you read that right. DJ Pikachu, of all things. Seriously, who even came up with that? Probably someone who’s been sniffing too much of Jigglypuff’s sleepy breath. Just kidding, but wow.
Okay, back on track. So there’s this pre-event show titled, and I might mess this up, “Everyone Gather! DJ Pikachu Live.” What a name. Like, are we supposed to bring snacks or just excitement? The official Pokémon account—obviously trying to be all cool—dropped this artsy thing showing Pikachu and Chikorita. It was… cute, I guess? And here’s the kicker, they threw in this hashtag #PokemonLegendsZA. What does it even mean? No idea. But it’s enough to get my palms kinda sweaty thinking about it.
Frankly, the art made me nostalgic, like that time I found an old Bulbasaur card while cleaning out my closet. Random side-note: Do Bolts of Lightning ever remind anyone else of burnt popcorn? No? Just me, then.
Agh, where was I? Oh right, the hashtag. Maybe there’s more to it, or it’s just a big mystery dangling like a carrot. Or maybe I just got sidetracked and it’s not meant to be a big deal. Who knows anymore? But it’s all adding to this weird good-feeling hype, right? Guess we’ll see soon enough.
Anyway, keep your eyes peeled for all this Pokémon business. It’s like they’re giving us a wink, saying, “Something big is coming, but we’re keeping it under wraps for now.” Typical. Alright, gotta run. Or maybe just walk, because who even runs these days?
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