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So, get this. There used to be this website, NWS2U.com. Basically, if you wanted to snag pirated Switch games without burning a hole in your wallet, this was your spot. Yep, one of the biggest. But, surprise (not really) — U.S. authorities swooped in and shut it down. I mean, now if you visit their site, bam, you’re greeted with a big ol’ announcement. Logos of the DOJ, FBI, and even some Dutch folks — the FIOD. Quite the party, huh?
And what does this message from the mighty U.S.A. say? Something like, “Hey, we’ve seized this domain, because, duh, you can’t just hand out games like candy.” Except, you know, in legal language. Makes you wonder how the pirates are feeling now. Probably scrambling, trying to figure out where their next ROM fix is coming from. Jailbroken Switches are probably crying a little.
And then there’s Nintendo. Ah, Nintendo. They’re like that one friend who’s super protective of their stuff. I heard they even banned users messing with Mig Flash, even if those users swear they were just borrowing a ROM. Wild, right? Oh, and don’t get me started on the USB-C hubs. Apparently, only the official Nintendo Dock works with the Switch 2. Antank S3 Max TV Dock is a close second, but who knows if it’ll survive the next firmware update. Brazil even raised an eyebrow at these shenanigans — challenging their rules and all.
Still, on the bright side, if you’re caught in this tangled web and can prove your innocence, Nintendo might let you off the hook. Sorta kind of. They’ve got that slightly forgiving vibe.
By the way, the Switch 2? Crazy hit. Outsold the original Switch’s numbers like a rockstar, over a million units just in the opening weekend! I mean, it makes sense why Nintendo is guarding their treasures so fiercely. Their exclusives keep players sitting tight.
Anyway, I guess if you’re into this stuff, keeping up with updates might not be a bad idea. Tom’s Hardware on Google News sounds like they’re on top of it, so maybe give ‘em a follow. That’s if you’re into news feeds, of course.
So, yeah, that’s the scoop. Not every day you see a takedown like this. Some drama, a bit of intrigue — the gaming world is never boring!
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