PlayStation’s Summer Sale Kicks Off on July 16 – PlayStation.Blog

Sure thing! Here we go, diving straight into the whirlpool of PlayStation’s Summer Sale chaos.

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You know when you’re just lounging around, sort of zoning out and boom, summer sale news hits you like a surprise water balloon? Happens to me all the time. Anyway, PlayStation’s getting all ready to launch this summer sale shindig starting July 16, like right when the clocks say midnight — and that’s Pacific, British, and Japanese time zones because, of course, the world revolves around those. (Just me?)

They’re slashing prices on a heap of games. I’m talking EA Sports FC 25 Standard Edition being practically given away at 79% off. Yeah, almost feels criminal, right? Then there’s Call of Duty: Black Ops 6 — you save 45% and wonder what you’ve been doing paying full price ever. Assassin’s Creed Shadows for a quarter off? And Forza Horizon 5 too, which I’ve been meaning to try. Wait, does this make me sound like a total PS5 junkie? Maybe I am.

There’s more I should mention, but my brain’s a bit scattered, thinking about all these buttons and glitches. Full list drops when the sale hits, so you’d better prepare to dive into their digital shopping spree. Oh, and take some water or something for hydration—online shopping is surprisingly exhausting.

Wandering over to Europe, there’s also some hullabaloo in places like the UK, Germany, Spain — the usual lineup. Discounts on consoles, no joke! You get €50/£45 off the regular PS5 and a hundred bucks (or pounds, hey) off the digital one. Free shipping, free returns — it’s like they’re sweet-talking you into not leaving your house ever.

And, oh, in places like Portugal and Spain, PlayStation Plus members sneak an extra 5% off, just for being part of the cool club. Perfect time to flex some flex — get that console leased for less than ten quid a month in the UK if you want. But wait, I’m drifting now.

Okay, by now my brain is swirling with numbers and places — and there’s some legal mumbo-jumbo about Raylo and credit brokering? (Insert brief blink of confusion here.) But let’s just say, if you need a console, games, or just a sprinkle of chaos, July 16-29 is your golden ticket period. Feel free to get lost in PlayStation land.

Phew, did I get everything? Probably left something burning. Just check their site when the sale goes live—I might’ve forgot some details but hey, isn’t that the fun part of all this?

Stay cool and maybe reserve a special spot in your heart for these gaming escapades.

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There you go! Hope this feels as humanly erratic as a summer breeze.