Each week, Sony drops some fresh stuff for those of us hooked on the PlayStation universe—PS4, PS5, PSVR, the whole shebang. I won’t pretend I keep up with every last bit, but here’s a rundown of what’s what, globally speaking, from the PlayStation Store. Maybe it’s only me, but keeping tabs on this chaos every Tuesday becomes a bit of a ritual. Or a mess. Depends on the coffee.
Okay, diving into the North American scoop:
May’s PlayStation Plus: The Essential List
ARK: Survival Extended, anyone? Oh, and Balatro’s in there too, for both PS4 and PS5. And wait—Warhammer 40,000: Boltgun made the cut. Not sure why exactly, but it sure sounds intense.
PSVR Adventures
Not gonna lie, VR kinda freaks me out sometimes. But it’s there if you’re braver than I am.
The PS4 & PS5 Goodies
Here we go, brace yourselves:
- ABSURDIKA: Rebuild. Is it just me, or does that sound like a weird dream I had once?
- Age of Empires II: Definitive Edition. Nostalgia trip, anyone?
- AirJet Fighter Sky Dominators. What a mouthful. Just let that roll off the tongue.
- Then there’s Angry Neighbors, which might be too relatable. Petty Revenge? Story of my life.
- Arcade Archives SUPER XEVIOUS. Ah, classics never die—right?
- Becoming a She. Now that’s a title that makes me pause. Transformation, I guess?
- A Blackout Protocol Report. Sounds serious. Or maybe not. Hard to say.
- Blazing Trail and BodyCam Zombie Waves. Just imagine what that combo would feel like. Seriously.
And the list rolls on, because Sony’s got a lot up its sleeve. But I’ll spare you the endless monologue. Well, almost. I got way too curious about D LASER and Mystic Pathways, for reasons I’m still figuring out.
Sneak Peek: Other Notables
- CATO: Buttered Cat. Who comes up with this stuff?
- Epic Empire: Tower Defense. Traditional guard-post kinda gig.
- Fireball 2 and Fit and Fry—could be cooking, could be chaos. Who even knows?
Anyway, train your thumbs for the gaming storm. Or just wander back here next week to gawk at more updates.
Oh, and there’s a European update somewhere in the wings—just turn the page. If you’d rather binge on this chaos again.
