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Okay, so there’s this game, Klaus Lee – Thunderballs. It’s coming to Nintendo Switch and PlayStation on June 25. Next week. Time flies, huh? Anyway, if you’re into 2D platformers, you might wanna check it out? Or not. Up to you.
You remember Klaus Lee? Maybe not. I barely do. But here’s the thing, this dude’s been all over. Honestly, never settled. Almost a cop in Beverly Hills — yeah, that would’ve been something — but then he got all detective-y in Hawaii. Ended up back in California, doing stunts. Not even the cool kind, just “unknown stuntman” stuff. Oh, and running troubleshooters? But that didn’t pan out. Competition was too stiff. Also, almost landed a job at a New York startup, but lost to some Zeddemore guy. Bummer, right? Did he actually teach Maverick to fly a jet and ace beach volleyball? Maybe. Maybe not. Life’s full of mysteries.
Alright, feature time! This game is like throwing you back to classic platformers. Attitude included. Over a hundred levels, because why not? Some designers went wild. You can even make your own levels. Just add your twist. Share ’em, yeah? Cross-platform glory. Infinite user-generated stuff if you’re into that.
Oh, and there are pictures. I know, photos in a write-up, groundbreaking. But seriously, just a bunch of game screens. Classic marketing move. Makes it look cool, I suppose.
Anyway, wait… was I going somewhere with this? Probably not, but you get the gist. Klaus Lee. Thunderballs. June 25. Do with that info what you will.
