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So, check this out! It seems Elden Ring Nightreign’s servers took a little nap today. You know, the kind of nap where you wake up not knowing what month it is? Anyway, during this downtime, FromSoftware dropped this patch. And while I’m not saying it’s ground-shattering, it’s got some stuff worth chatting about, especially if you’re flying solo in the game.
This latest brainchild, Update 1.01.1 or something—seriously, who names these?—is ready to rock on all platforms. Let’s dive into it, but, fair warning, I might wander off track.
Players had been grumbling—kind of like when you realize there’s no milk for your cereal—about how solo play was, let’s say, not friendly. The game’s meant for trios, but solo folks were getting the short end. Of course, FromSoftware heard the cries and gave a thumbs up to some fixes they originally had in mind for Update 1.02. Apparently, they decided some love was needed ASAP.
So, what’s the scoop? Solo adventurers now have a sort of safety net—one free revival per night boss fight. Before, you had to _earn_ this. For context, in co-op mode, you still have to hustle for it. Plus, now solo players get more runes. Yay for faster leveling! It’s like getting free fries at a diner where you usually have to pay extra.
On to the rest of the updates: if you’re in a group, reaching Day 3 in an Expedition now earns you more high-rarity Relics. It’s about time, right? Because those scenic flat stones, with their nature-vibe and everything, suddenly became treasure troves. You can grab ‘em at the Small Jar Bazaar—sounds like a place you’d spot in a dream.
Oh, oh! Bug fixes, of course, because soup can’t just be _soup_ without seasoning, right? One biggie was how the camera behaved when triggering the Guardian’s “Wings of Salvation.” Apparently, it was more jittery than a squirrel on espresso. They sorted out loads of other stuff too—skills not firing right, relics just being weird, and one bug where the graphics went rogue. Honestly, good riddance to those!
And there’s this huge list of other tiny glitches they squashed, details about passive effects stacking, range issues—y’know, the usual gremlins under the hood.
Steam players, don’t feel left out. Your graphics got some TLC, and the whole “I can’t climb this thing” debacle? Fixed. Kind of feels like finally managing to open that pesky jar, right?
If you’re an Elden Ring aficionado or aspire to be one without pulling your hair out, you might want to check out this snazzy guide we’ve got going. Seriously, it’s a lifesaver. Or just something to keep you occupied when you should be doing something else—no judgment here.
Okay, ramble over. Go slay some bosses—or whatever it is you do in there.
