Alright, let me just spill the beans on what’s new this week in the Nintendo eShop for North America. Seriously, it’s like a buffet of games and discounts, and who doesn’t love a good deal? Well, except maybe my wallet—still mourning the last eShop binge. Anyway, whether you’ve got the shiny new Nintendo Switch 2 or you’re sticking to the trusty old Switch, there’s something here for everyone.
Okay, so let’s dive in with the sales. There’s a heap of them. Why am I mentioning this? Probably because I love bargains more than I should. You know, the kind that makes you wonder if you need another game immediately after buying ten.
Oh, and the games! Right. The new ones for Switch 2 are kicking off with stuff like Drag X Drive. Fancy name, huh? And, of course, Madden NFL 26—because who doesn’t need another sports game to yell at? Gotta love those pixels tackling each other.
Then for the classic Switch enthusiasts, there’s quite the lineup dropping this week. Starting Friday (which feels too far away but also too soon), brace yourself for titles like 1989 After the War and Bendy: Lone Wolf. I can already hear the sound of controllers clicking like crazy. I swear, these developers love cramming releases on the same day just to mess with us. Or so it seems, but who knows?
Anyway, the fun doesn’t stop there. You’ve got your survival games with Camp Life: Wilderness Survival 2025—I mean, can you survive 2025? That’s the real question. And hey, if you’re into cozy vibes, there’s Cats in Cozy Rooms. Yeah, cats are still winning the internet, I guess.
Rounding up the week—no way I can list everything, or I’d lose my mind—you’ve got quirky titles like DUCK: Dangerous Ultimate Cartridge Kidnapper. What even is that? Sounds like a wild ride.
There you have it, a whirlwind tour of what’s dropping in the eShop. This strange dance of pixels and anticipation that we call gaming continues. Or, you know, distracts us from folding laundry. Depends on who you ask.
