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So, here comes Delta Squad, barreling back into our lives with Gears of War: Reloaded. It’s like finding an old mixtape, except, you know, it’s a remaster of that classic Xbox Game and—get this—it’s on Steam now. Totally unexpected, right? I mean, who would’ve thought?
Anyway, we’ve got a bump in what your PC might need to handle this bad boy. New tech demands more power, so don’t expect it to run on your grandma’s laptop from 2005. But let’s chat about what your rig needs. Maybe you’re curious? Or maybe I’m just rambling.
Gears of War: Reloaded—PC Stuff You’ll Need
Right, before I get sidetracked—because I will—here’s a random thought: ever notice how the sound a Corpser makes could be the soundtrack to your nightmares? Just me? Anyway, if you want to see it in all its high-res glory, here’s what you’re looking at requirement-wise.
Minimum needs aren’t shocking, to be honest. I mean, unless you’re stuck in the Jurassic era of gaming hardware. Windows 10, about 8GB RAM. Oh, and you’ll need something like an AMD Ryzen 3 or its Intel rival. Graphics-wise, if you have an RX 480 or GTX 1650, you’re golden. Well, bronze maybe. Storage? Clear out 70GB. Seriously, start deleting those old memes.
Feels Like Recommendations
Jumping to recommended specs. Things are slightly beefier but not terrifying. Ryzen 5, more cores for your buck. I’m supposed to pretend that the GTX 1070 still being on this list isn’t kind of nostalgic, right? Just nod along. Still an 8GB RAM deal, though. You can mull over whether that’s weird or not later.
Checking What You’ve Got
If you’re scratching your head over what your PC even has inside right now, no worries. You can dive into your system’s guts by typing ‘dxdiag’ in the taskbar. It’s like peering into a treasure chest except, instead of gold, you might find a graphics card from 2015. Fun surprise.
Prepping Your Battle Station
And in case your PC’s low-key crying in a corner, thinking it can’t handle Reloaded, there are ways to beef it up. Not saying you need to throw cash at new hardware, but… you probably should look at some guides online, if you’re like me and handle tech upgrades like a toddler with a Rubik’s cube.
Can You Run This on Handhelds?
Oh, handheld gaming? That rabbit hole you didn’t see yourself falling into. Like, am I really playing this on a handheld, or did I just watch too many sci-fi movies growing up? The Steam Deck handles it like a champ, surprisingly. And those fancy handhelds like the ROG Ally—yeah, they’ve got the juice for it too.
Had a chance to play it during some gaming thing, my brain’s foggy on when exactly. But it hit smooth frames and settings. Probably the magic of the Xbox Ally X, if that’s even real.
Mark your calendars for August 26, 2025. Right on the dot. And hey, it’s on Xbox Game Pass—ultimate, ultimate! Anyway, dive in, if that’s your vibe. Pass or buy, your choice. Ain’t that corporate synergy sweet?
Phew… I should really breathe more between thoughts. Or drink less coffee. Or both. Wonder what Delta Squad would think about all this modern tech stuff…