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Okay, so here’s the scoop — or at least what I pieced together while I was juggling my sandwich and phone. Apparently, The Pokémon Company International is dropping Latios into Pokémon UNITE. I mean, if that’s not wild enough, it’s happening on the big day, July 18th, when they kick off some fourth anniversary bash. Friday? Yep, that’s a Friday.
Latios, ah yes… that nostalgia trip from Pokémon Ruby and Sapphire days. Now, it’s ready to strut its stuff in those crazy arenas on Aeos Island. Funny how time loops on itself, right? Like, weren’t we just catching these guys with a Game Boy Advance under the sheets after bedtime? Just me? Alright then.
So, official word from Pokémon land (AKA their social media blast): “The Pokemon UNITE 4th Anniversary begins on July 18! Get hyped, Latios is rolling in as an Attacker on the first day of the event!” They even promised more juicy deets soon, so keep those eyes peeled. And fingers crossed for something epic.
Oh, almost forgot — you can grab Pokémon UNITE from pretty much any digital place you can think of! The Nintendo eShop if you’re all about the Switch life, or hey, maybe you’re an iOS or Android person. It’s free, by the way, which is always a win.
Anyway — wait, no — did I mention Friday? I think I did. Time to mark that calendar, I guess? Or not. Your call!