"They can’t have ice cream, not anymore!"
So, you’re waiting on those Switch 2 game announcements, huh? Yeah, I guess most people are missing out on the wild ride into 2089 Japan. Not your average Tuesday, right? Anyway, D3Publisher’s got our backs, making sure we’re clued in. They just shouted out loud about Full Metal Schoolgirl dropping on October 23rd.
Yuke’s, you know them, right? They gave us EARTH DEFENSE FORCE: World Brothers 2 and AEW: Fight Forever. Well, now they’re back with Full Metal Schoolgirl. They’re calling it an “action-packed adventure with a heavy-duty attitude.” Whatever that means, but hey, the trailer seems to back that up.
Wait—where was I going with this? Oh yeah, the press release. Let’s see what it says…
So, fast forward to 2089, and Japan’s pretty much been swallowed by this mega-corp beast called Meternal Jobz. Picture it: zombie cyborg labor force running 24/7. “Working Dead," they call them. You? You’re a cyborg schoolgirl, weaponized and all, climbing this insane 100-story tower. Gotta stop the CEO and his evil minions before, you know, they wreak havoc.
“Rebellion and chaos,” says Nobuyuki Okajima, some bigwig at D3Publisher. Future capitalist satire with bullets, blades, and an audience watching your every move. It makes you wonder, why the future? But hey, who am I to complain?
So, what’s in store for us in Full Metal Schoolgirl?
- Revenge with Style: You’re this badass schoolgirl cyborg, packing serious firepower. Infiltrate Meternal Jobz and give those "Working Dead" a run for their… err, circuits?
- Fight in a Tower of Doom: Ever-changing skyscraper, booby traps everywhere, and that evil CEO laughing at the top. Every time you climb, the layout changes. Keeps you on your toes!
- Stream and Earn: Go live on your battle runs. Get the crowd hyped, earn donations, and score upgrades. Your viewers might be your secret weapon, cheering you back from the edge.
Oh, and if you’re ready to pre-order for the Switch 2—hold your horses! No pre-orders yet, but the website’s got all the goodies waiting for you. Keep your eyes peeled!
And there you have it, the lowdown, chaos and all.
