Alright, sit tight. So, here’s something that might look like a chaotic morning journal entry or something. Here we go:
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So, uh, Saturday, July 5 is like practically here! Did anyone else realize the date? Anyway, I stumbled across some Samsung monitor deals that are kinda screaming at me. Or maybe they’re whispering. Not sure which. You know how it is. Anyway — wait, let’s focus — monitors! Yes, so the Samsung Odyssey QD-OLED G8, 32” (man, why are product names so long sometimes?!) 4K thingy. It’s up for grabs at some place called Woot. Ever heard of it? Nah, me neither.
And then there’s the gigantic 49” Odyssey G9 curved something. For the love of all that’s tech-y, it curves! Like how cool is that? Normally, you’d have to sell a kidney for it, but this weekend it’s like less kidney-selling required. Moving on.
Right, switching gears to storage — who doesn’t need more? Meet the Crucial T500 2TB SSD. It’s a mouthful of tech jargon with speeds so fast you might miss them if you blink. Yeah, it’s probably a steal for $124.99. OR… maybe not? Depends if you like storing things, I guess.
Now, gaming. Assassin’s Creed Shadows. Still riding high on its own wave — whatever that means. $49.99 this weekend to plunge into some virtual chaos. Sounds fun? If sprawling digital worlds get you excited, maybe it’s worth considering.
Ah, Borderlands 3 Ultimate Edition! On Switch! Just $17.97 for like a kaleidoscope of content. Really, the DLC list reads like a never-ending parade, right? Moxxi, Guns, Tentacles… can’t recall all of it because that’s too much stuff. Who has the time?
Then there’s some big ol’ book. Metaphor: ReFantazio strategy guide. Why do games even need these? (Don’t answer that.) Anyway, if 600 pages of tips sound like your vibe… oh, and it’s $43.56! More pages than dollars, I guess.
Steam! I swear, these sales come around all sneaky-like. Big titles, small prices, a wallet left in ruins, right? Classics like Final Fantasy (why’s it always got to be a fantasy?) and Guardians of something—like, is it the Galaxy? Who knows! They’re there if you’re digitally adventurous.
Alright, last thing before I totally lose track here: Donkey Kong Bananza — what a name! Ah, remember when Donkey Kong was simpler? Just a guy and his bananas. Well, now DK’s diving to the planet’s core with Pauline. Why? No idea. But seems intense, and Amazon’s booming with pre-orders. Could be DK’s next big thing!
So, yeah, scan through these deals or don’t — depends if any of it tickles your fancy. I’m off. Until next time, or maybe not. We’ll see how this goes.
