Alright, folks, here we go again. Borderlands 4, right? Seems like we’ve been waiting forever, and now it’s almost here. I mean, I’ve been doing a countdown on an old calendar. Is that weird? Anyway, trailers are out, and it looks like they’re trying a more serious vibe this time. Kinda surprising, right? We all know how Borderlands is, like, the class clown of video games. But this change—could be refreshing. Or not. You decide.
Now, don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. Humor’s still peeking through. Speaking of that, Claptrap’s back. Can’t say I’m shocked. The little guy’s like that friend who talks way too much at parties. Annoying but lovable? Anyway, they’ve got this nifty trick now: a volume slider just for Claptrap. Seriously. Maybe I’m overthinking it, but it’s kinda funny and also… well, a slippery slope. What’s next, a slider for everyone we find annoying? I don’t know, man. Just throwing that out there.
Oh, and we all know Borderlands is full of those wild characters people can never agree on, right? Like Lilith—I get it, she’s a fan favorite, but not everyone’s cup of tea. Some folks just can’t stand certain characters, and Claptrap? He’s kinda on that list. Now, with this volume thingy, are we opening a can of worms? Like, if Claptrap, why not others? Ava, Pickle. Haha, yes, that’s a real name. Anyway, it’s all a bit head-scratchy.
They also rumored it might cost 80 bucks, but nah, it’s 70. Which, honestly, who knows where I heard that. Could’ve been a dream. We all know Ava, right? She’s that sidekick who just never shuts up? Might be different this time around, matured or whatever, but people might still want a mute button. Is that harsh? Probably.
So, here’s a curveball: Claptrap’s been around forever, like a joke that never gets old. But, is the slider just a funny gimmick, or is it saying something deeper? I can’t tell, my brain just goes there. But maybe it’s not something they should make a regular thing. The Borderlands vibe might just suffer in the end if they do, right?
Okay, sidetracked again. New Vault Hunters—Vex, Rafa, Harlowe, and Amon. What kind of names are those? Cool, I guess. Can’t wait to see how they shake things up. September 12th, get your calendars ready. No promises on sanity, but one thing’s for sure—whether you like it or not, Claptrap isn’t staying quiet!
And there we have it, folks! A look at what’s coming. Hope it’s helpful—or entertaining at least. Now I’ve got to go find my favorite snack before it launches. Probably something crunchy.
