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So, here’s the thing about this Baldur’s Gate 3 saga that’s got me chuckling—almost 500 hours of play and this one dude, finally, figures out food can heal HP. Like, seriously? It’s one of those stories you can’t help but laugh at—because we’ve all been there, right?
You get so wrapped up in these massive games. They’re a universe unto themselves and you’re forever stumbling over stuff you should’ve noticed ages ago. There’s so much depth, layer upon layer—it’s a mix of awesome discovery and, let’s be honest, sheer confusion. But hey, that’s the fun, I guess. Keeps you hooked, but also—whoops, missed that basic thing!
And yeah, there’s this player, just cruising through Baldur’s Gate without once meeting Astarion. Forty-seven hours in, and they’re missing this whole chunk of the narrative. How does that even happen? It’s like wandering through a book and skipping a chapter ’cause you liked the cover art better. But different strokes, right?
Back to our Redditor hero—Godrednu_0780—who casually realizes that munching on game-world food heals HP. Nearly 500 hours in! Makes me wonder if they were like… “Wait, hold up, am I even playing this right?” And they’re not alone. Someone else in the same thread, with over 1,500 hours under their belt, went, “Whoa, didn’t catch that either.” Mind blown emoji time, for real.
Oh, and the community is full of these quirky gems. Like, using rotten food as weapons? That’s a whole new level of food fight goals. I can just imagine the moment: “Let’s see how this nasty apple does against this goblin—bullseye!”
Now, as for the big Patch 8 drama, the dust has settled a bit. Larian’s moved on, leaving us all to explore whatever mysteries are left. Maybe they’ll drop something new down the line, but who knows? Until then, we’re left poking around these vast landscapes, discovering new things—or old things, apparently—at every turn.
Anyway, I’m totally rambling, but isn’t that what these games do to you? You get caught up, tossed around, and sometimes you just gotta laugh it off. So here’s to more unexpected finds and epic fails—they make for the best stories.
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