New Marvel Retro Game Features Top Thor and Classic Silver Surfer

Alright, so let me see if I can unpack this in a way that makes sense. Or maybe it won’t. Anyway, let’s dive in. We got all these mighty newcomers crash-landing into the Marvel universe—it’s like their big cosmic family reunion or something. New faces, or not really since they’ve been around but now they’re like doing the comic game thing. Captain America, She-Hulk, Spider-Man, Wolverine—yep, all hanging out in something called Marvel Cosmic Invasion. Sounds intense, right?

Now, who’s this Beta Ray Bill guy? Or Thor or… whatever, he’s got this wild horse-face thing going on. Did you ever imagine a Thor with a horse head? I know, it’s weird and awesome at the same time. Coming from some place called Korbinite. Honestly, sounds like a mineral or something. Anyway, he swings around a hammer named Stormbreaker—feels like it should be the name of a heavy metal band. And here’s a fun nugget, Bill actually got his hands on Mjolnir once. Don’t ask me to pronounce that.

Oh, and don’t let me forget about the Silver Surfer. He’s just flying around on his shiny board, zapping away at these creepy, space bug things from some dude named Annihilus. Space bugs, really? Whoever thought of this seriously had either too much time or imagination—or both.

San Diego Comic-Con spilled some beans too. Voice cast reveals, game details—it’s all a blur. But the really juicy bit is, this whole Marvel bash—Marvel Cosmic Invasion—yeah, that’s the name again, right?—is heading to just about every console you can imagine. Nintendo Switch, the PlayStations, all three hundred varieties of Xbox—it’s like they want no one left out. Later this year, so keep your eyes peeled.

Did I cover everything? Probably not, but you get the picture. Sorta.