You know that feeling when you’re rummaging through an attic and stumble upon old rock concert flyers? No idea why I thought of this, but yeah, that’s kind of what reading the latest PlayStation updates feels like. Every week, Sony’s got this treasure trove of stuff for PS4, PS5, PS VR, and even the PlayStation Plus crowd. It’s like, “Here’s a sprinkle of new games for everyone!” Seriously, it’s a ritual – pop by every Tuesday for the goods. Why Tuesday? Who knows.
### North American Update – A Mixed Bag of Everything
Okay, so let’s riff on May’s PlayStation Plus Essential Lineup for a sec. ARK: Survival Extended (PS4/PS5), Balatro (PS4/PS5), and Warhammer 40,000: Boltgun (PS4/PS5) are on the menu. If you told me dinosaurs in space were behind this, I might believe you. Maybe it’s all a fever dream, but it works somehow.
#### PS4 & PS5 Games
Now, here’s where my brain does a little dance. There’s this game Aidan In Danger. Makes you wonder, who’s Aidan and why so much drama? Oh, and if you’re into zen modes, hit up Amazing Weekend 2. Does hunting for collectibles count as soul-searching? Probably not, but don’t quote me.
Other titles are literally like a buffet. You like sword fights? Blades of Fire, there you go. Want something with a slapstick vibe? Boomerang King sounds fun. And don’t even ask me about Duck Detective—I can’t make this stuff up. Something about ghosts and salami?
Did I mention the Hentai Girls series? Right, I won’t tread that rabbit hole too deep. But yeah, games are all kinds of wild these days. Sometimes I think game developers just throw darts at a board full of random words. Voilà, game title!
Oh, and note to self – next time you stack ice cream, remember the Ice Cream Super Stacking Slot Machine, because, why not? Anyway, onward I stumble, trying to wrap my head around fantastical worlds and simulators I never knew I needed.
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And I’m not even done. Wonder if I’ll remember any of this by tomorrow. Probably not, but that’s life in the fast lane of PlayStation updates. The next one from across the pond should be just as eclectic, I bet. If my calculations are correct, maybe Europe’s got a game about… uh, soccer playing samurais? Or maybe just more cat simulators. Can’t say for sure.
