Man, where do I even start with this? So, you know that feeling when you get totally revved up by a new game update? Yeah, that’s me right now. There’s this VMP SMG thing, right? It’s like, blasting fast, holds a ton of ammo, and kicks just right—not too crazy but not boring either. Oh, and get this, you can totally spruce up the Combat Axe, which is, for some reason, oddly satisfying. It’s like throwing a fancy boomerang. Plus, free stuff! Skins, blueprints, all sorts of whatnot. Kinda love that.
So, Premium Pass Tiers, huh? Gotta talk about them too. Ever feel like you’re chasing something, like Gustavo—whoever he is—being all vicious and whatnot. Yeah, you get cool stuff like hunters or something, and kooky weapon designs. My brain’s like, “Wait a sec, what are these names?” I mean, Snow Leopard sounds slick, but then there’s Birds of Prey? It’s like they’re pulling names out of a cereal box. Oh, and don’t even get me started on that VMP patchwork. Chaos, but endearing.
Anyway, Ground Forces, which kinda sounds like we’re forming a band? But nope, it’s a pass thingy. You get skins like Baker—Cobra Hunter. Hopefully no actual snakes. Please, no. And there’s XP boosts, because why not be a little extra, right?
Oh, tangents. Right! Season 5 Challenge Pass struts in with missions galore. Fancy reskins and all those epic skins. Just a sea of cool and, okay, maybe I’m a bit psyched about that legendary AK-47 swap? Feels like trading a dessert for another one but hoping the new one’s got extra chocolate. And shards? Universal Shards, what are you even? But I’m all for hoarding for future treasure, like a pirate of modern pixels.
And, yeah, check the in-game events tab for more secret gigs, because why miss out on something potentially awesome? Remember to poke around the mission board too. It’s like a bulletin of surprises.
Lastly, store updates! Mythic VMP and NieR Automata—I mean, the names alone. Sounds like a band lineup. Anyway. Game updates, man. Always a wild ride.
