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Oh boy, another update from Raven Software rolled out on May 13 for Call of Duty: Warzone. These guys have been busy, haven’t they? And you know what? The High Art event just keeps going and going—like that one time I forgot to stop singing in the shower. Anyway—where was I? Right, it’s extended now till May 22! It feels like a bonus week of trying to get my hands on all those shiny rewards. It ends at 10 AM PT or 1 PM ET, by the way, so don’t sleep in too late.
They’ve addressed a bunch of issues too, which, honestly, I’m not sure how many people noticed. But hey, now we have improvements on aim down sight speed when prone or crouching—stuff I didn’t even know wasn’t working right before. Maybe my shots will actually land now? Who knows!
Speaking of updates, the Season 3 Reloaded event launched on May 1. I remember because I had just spilled coffee all over my keyboard—classic me. Lots of new features were added to Verdansk. Like, the train station finally opened. Been waiting ages for that! Oh, and there’s a motorbike now. That’s as thrilling as it sounds, or at least I think so. My bike riding skills in-game are questionable at best.
So, about that High Art event… it has an Event Pass with all these tracks and rewards, which honestly make my head spin a little. But who’s complaining? I mean, Seth Rogen operator skin, Double XP Tokens, and some weapon blueprints—they’re worth a whirl.
What’s even more intriguing is some bug at the Gulag with zombies popping up unexpectedly. I swear, games love throwing random curveballs when you least expect it. It’s kind of like when you find out your favorite pizza place changed its sauce recipe—who asked for that?
Now, back to the updates—emotes got restricted in Ranked Play again. Apparently, some folks were using them to get an edge, which seems kind of sneaky. But, hey, games are serious business, right?
There’s a fix for the longer revive times as well, which I suppose is a relief. Our poor teammates won’t be stuck waiting for eternity anymore. And thank heavens for fixing operator voice-overs playing on a loop. That was getting a bit much, like that one song you can’t get out of your head.
Oh—and for the patch notes lovers—here’s the skinny: High Art ends on May 22, bad aim down sight speeds got sorted, and Fire Sale’s been swapped for Restock in circle 3 during Public Events, if that matters to you. Also, those pesky bugs were squashed—thank goodness.
So there we have it. Another day, another update, and maybe another chance to snag some virtual loot. Time to dive back in and see what trouble I can get myself into now.
