Okay, hear me out. Oblivion Remastered, right? This game just sneaked its way into our lives in April—no heads-up, nada. But does it matter? Apparently not, because it’s blowing up like nobody’s business. More copies sold in a month than the original did in more than a year. Crazy, huh? You’d think they had some massive marketing blitz, but nope, just casually dropped it like, “Here you go, world.” And BAM! Instant hit.
Now, there’s this player—vosek or something—who’s gone and put Abe Lincoln in the game. I mean, why not, right? Skyrim veteran but new to Oblivion, they say. And off they go, shaping Honest Abe into a frost-spell-swinging wizard. Or maybe it’s a sword? Whatever, they’ve got Chillrend, which sounds wicked cool, and they’re marching off to Kvatch. Good luck with that!
But wait, there’s this side thing—advice pouring in from all over the place. A nod to Lincoln’s vampire-slaying movie legacy and even wrestling tips. They’re saying he should duke it out unarmed, ‘cause, you know, Lincoln was apparently quite the wrestler. Didn’t know that? Me neither. But hey, now you do!
And the community, oh boy, they’re on a tip-sharing spree. Lockpicking drama unfolded when someone got all huffy about it. But then a hero steps in with a game-changer: the Skeleton Key. Who knew, right? An unbreakable lockpick just lying around in the game. Now players are buzzing over this revelation, diving back into the game as if they’re explorers on a treasure hunt.
Dude, Oblivion Remastered is a whole vibe now. Fans can’t get enough, and it just keeps getting crazier by the day.
