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Okay, so there I was, kind of minding my own business, when I stumbled upon ASRock unleashing this whole new Taichi White thing for the Radeon RX 9070 XT. It’s like when you find out your neighbor’s growing exotic tomatoes—unexpected but sorta exciting? Anyway, ASRock’s already been dabbling with the RX 9070 XT in white, you know, with their Steel Legend shenanigans. But now, they’re jazzing things up with this Taichi cooling whatever—and guess what, it can hit 3.1 GHz. Wild, right?
Picture this: The ASRock Radeon RX 9070 XT Taichi White OC (jeez, what a mouthful) is like a concept car, except for gamers. If it ever hits the shelves, which who knows, it’s rocking the RDNA 4-based Navi 48 GPU. And those clock speeds are bonkers.
So yeah, the thing’s got this triple-slot, triple-fan setup, all draped in white like a polar bear at a wedding. Those 100mm fans with the Striped Ring thing…not that I’d know what that even means. Plus, more lights than a disco ball—controllable, of course, with their fancy Polychrome Sync. Oh, and it flaunts Dual BIOS and an LCD info window? Sure, why not?
Meanwhile, there’s this other bit: ASRock tossed up the Radeon AI PRO R9700 Creator. This one’s got a whole 32 GB. Feels like the big leagues, doesn’t it? Same Navi 48 guts, clocks up to 2920 MHz. There’s this whole blower-fan, metal shroud, vapor chamber heat pipe deal—it’s a 2-slot wonder jammed with a Honeywell PTM7950 cooling setup. Sounds like someone’s sipping cool lemonade on a hot day.
And, uh, don’t get me started on the RX 9060 XT custom cards they showed off. Triple-fan “Steel Legend OC” and dual-fan “Challenger OC”—nice ring to them. Both with a lone 8-pin connector hitting up to 3290 MHz. They’ll cost a bit more, but hey, who doesn’t like a little extravagance every now and then?
So yeah, that’s the scoop. If GPUs aren’t your thing, well, apologies for the detour. But, if they are, it’s a whole shebang of shiny tech glamour.