I don’t even know where to start. You ever get news that’s all over the place? Like, “Yay, but oh no”? So, here’s the thing with Helldivers 2 – they had this huge win, took out over two billion Illuminate. Sounds wild, right? But here’s the kicker: Eagleopolis, one of those massive cities on Super Earth, just went *boom*. Gone. Can you believe it? It’s like, what was all that fighting for if we lose a city anyway?
So, yeah, Helldivers – those brave souls – dived in like they owned the place, trying to fend off the latest batch of pesky Illuminate critters. Did I mention that these folks came out in numbers we haven’t seen since, I dunno, spring? It’s bonkers. But alas, one of the seven Mega Cities turned into rubble. Someone grab a tissue. Or better yet, watch that clip of a dude surfing on a Leviathan. Trust me, it helps…kinda.
Side note: there’s some techy thing here – enable cookies or something? Honestly, I tuned out. Anyway, that’s probably not even important now.
We just wrapped up this huge defense operation against these Illuminate baddies. It started with a fancy name, Heart of Democracy or something. Things were looking up; we hit that insane target of 2.5 billion Illuminate down for the count. Party time, right? Yeah…not so fast. Arrowhead kinda rained on that parade: Eagleopolis, that old managed democracy stronghold, is now just a tragic shadow of what was. Its shopping centers? Torn like old laundry.
Wow, one Mega City down, but it’s only round one in the heavyweight clash for Super Earth. Long road ahead, truly. But hey, there’s some progress. We might just get the Illuminate fleet to run tail between their legs.
As I got sidetracked just now, here’s something straight from Arrowhead though: “Illuminate Fleet Strength is 49%.” That means six Mega Cities are still hanging in there. The Helldivers? Gotta stick it out with SEAF allies, giving it their all, both day and night shifts.
Oh, oh, here’s the funny bit – we have a fresh mission. They want another 20 million successful mission exits against Ilu—wait, what’s that now? Gotta wallop the fleet’s health bar. Plus, avenge Eagleopolis. Sounds like an epic quest the subreddit’s all over, but hey, sometimes they just post…weird fan art. Not judging.
So, what are you feeling? Does Eagleopolis’ fate tug at your heartstrings? Tell me all about it below! Or not. Up to you.
