Red Dead Redemption 2 Reportedly Heading to Switch 2, Giving GameChat a Chance to Shine with Tahiti and Horse Humor

Oh boy, here we go. Imagine this—everybody’s most-loved cowboy game where folks mosey around a ginormous landscape, pulling off shenanigans and somehow ending up bummed out—yeah, that one. Word on the dusty trail is, it’s gonna hit the Nintendo Switch 2. Or not. Who’s to say?

Been poking around some sites, and Gamereactor spilled the beans, claiming to have heard straight from Rockstar’s, uh, rockstars that this wild west romp might mosey onto Nintendo’s shiny new gizmo, maybe even by the year’s end. I mean, who doesn’t love rumors, right? Bonus points: some Spanish folks over at Nintendúo say their sources back it up too. Connections everywhere, or just a wild guess? Jury’s out on that one.

But hang on—because Gamereactor’s gossip mill keeps churning. They’re saying Red Dead Redemption 2 (let’s just call it that because RDR2 sounds like a droid name) is getting a spit shine for PS5 and Xbox X/S too. Like, let’s make it smoother or snazzier or… something. Cool beans or totally useless? Might depend on how much horse galloping you’re into.

Oh, and don’t even start me on Take-Two. Their tally of Switch 2 games is stacking up. Borderlands 4—chaotic bunkers and blasting stuff, Civilization 7—world domination without actual consequences, also the usual sports games like NBA and WWE 2K. You know, keeping the bases covered. CEO Strauss Zelnick—let’s say Strauss ‘cause that’s more fun—was chatting with Game Business and dropped some hints. Said something like Nintendo’s been buddy-buddy with first-party games but hey, maybe it’s time to switch (pun absolutely intended) it up?

If Red Dead decides to ride onto Switch 2, it’ll be a test for Nintendo’s GameChat—imagine everyone yapping about meme one-liners and, let’s not forget, the famous horse anatomy changes. Cold weather does weird things. Sounds like a Minecraft movie night, just with more chaos, and maybe an awkward cameo from the Klan. Yikes.

So, what say you? Fancy some cowboy action with your morning commute on the Switch 2? Drop a line below, and yeah, my bad for the random rhyme. It just happened, okay? Whoops.