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Okay, so get this. ASUS seems to have finally jumped on the snowy hardware bandwagon. Took them long enough, right? They’ve just introduced these all-white RTX 5070 models, which are like – wait for it – the first ones in their lineup. Yeah, first ones. Super late to the party but better late than never, I suppose.
Let me try to remember the details without sounding too much like a spec sheet – sometimes I get carried away. First up, there’s this TUF Gaming GeForce RTX 5070 Ti. It’s got this triple-fan thing going on – really doing its best to stay cool under pressure. Everything’s white – like blindingly white – and there’s some LED lights thrown in for extra flash. I read somewhere it’s military-grade? No idea what that actually means for a graphics card, but it sounds kinda tough.
And here comes the badly-caffeinated tech talk. It’s a three-point… something? Oh yeah, it’s 3.125 slot monster, which just means it’s a bit chubbier, and long too. Lots of output stuff too – five of them, if I’m not lost yet. Somehow, they’re faster than those Founder Editions? That’s a good thing, I think.
Now onto the more budget-friendly sibling – the PRIME GeForce RTX 5070 White. Unlike its showy cousin, it’s all about being easy on the wallet, but still clocks higher than the standard options – gotta love a bargain. It’s not as thick – I’m losing track of size comparisons here but imagine it’s like a long baguette or something. Oh, and they both look for some serious power to munch on – nothing less than 750W or 850W will do.
I’m wandering off topic now, but if you’re all about that clean, snowy aesthetic for your gaming setup, these might just be your thing. Just maybe don’t drop them on a ski slope unless you want them to disappear into the white.
Sources? Well, probably ASUS themselves and some tech enthusiasts out there.
